bill's definitions

sploof

while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper

the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.

by BILL June 20, 2006

totty

1. Noun. A sexually attractive man or woman. based solely on physical appearance. From a slang term for a prostitute.

2. To be unsteady on one's feet.

1. 'Bill though Jim was a good bit of totty'.

2. 'After five pints Bill was very totty'.

by Bill April 16, 2004

rkid

Liam Gallagher

Liam Gallagher of oasis

by Bill December 27, 2003

scrod

"Scrod" is an all-encompassing word much like fuck. But whereas fuck is mostly used as your "dirty verb" expressing action, scrod works as your "dirty noun" targeted by the action. It's quite universal and is most effective when used in a Boston-like accent.

Shut yer fuckin' scrod!
Yer nothin' but a scrod licka!
I will kick you square in the scrod.
Yer dad is one scrodass bastid.
You derrty scrod.
Fer real brah, she said "Put it in my scrod."
That kid is such a scrodder.
If the scrod don't fit, you must acquit.
That bitch was scrod-ilicious.

And the list goes on...

by Bill December 18, 2003

elmo

A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

by bill April 22, 2004

bung

Definition: engaged in coitus (with)
Root: past tense or past participle of 'to bang'

1. How many of your friendsters have you bung?
2. We bung all night long.
3. It's been a long time since I have been bung.

by Bill January 22, 2005

Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned

RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"

by Bill March 23, 2004