howdy

n., An unattractive man dating or coupled with an attractive woman.
Derived from: "How'd he get a chick like that?"
Origin: Andy

The chess club captain is a total howdy. I can't believe he's dating a cheerleader.

by Bill April 28, 2005

instigator

Bunty, officially known as the instigator.

GEESE LAWEEZ is that bunty ever an instigator

by Bill May 12, 2004

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

crazy town

Prince Albert Saskatchewan, Canada

I just left Crazy Town

by Bill July 21, 2008

fo eighty sixin

Ghetto hood rat hide out where da bitches be commin up in B-Town. All da hood rats be slangin budz and fucking bitches up in Fo Eight Six.

Yo be got to pick up some bitches up at fo eighty sixin.

by Bill July 24, 2004

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 06, 2005

Supermonkey

A mind-numbing gay that paralyzes and can potentially cause death.

After seeing Boy George in the Broadway disaster Taboo, I supermonkeyed.

by Bill January 16, 2004