Scorny
Scorny by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014
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Scorny
Ex: I’m planning on having a Scorny night with my friends.
You look like you had a Scorny Night
When are We going to get Scorny again
You look like you had a Scorny Night
When are We going to get Scorny again
Scorny by DyCan2lifestyle March 30, 2024
Slorny
Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!
Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020
shorny
scornful farm wives
These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
scornful farm wives by running out of patience January 5, 2008
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