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The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.

Did you nail her last night? Nope, just some cucumber play and heavy petting.

by Dimitri Mantooth December 14, 2008

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 14, 2008