schwetarded 

After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.

You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.

schwetarded by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

shmetarded 

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

shmetarded by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

Scretarded by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009