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schwetarded

After becoming schwastey or even schwasted, one may choose to continue to consume alcohol in order to reach the next level of intoxication- schwetarded.

One who is schwetarded might urinate in an elevator, approach young professors at bars, invade college computer clusters to spin in the chairs, throw ecstasy-girl dance parties, or even write grammatically horrendous letters of satisfaction to alcohol bottling companies that have contributed to their fun.
You were schwastey last night!!

Maybe when you saw me, but I was definitely schwetarded by the end of the night.
by Bingham Hall May 28, 2008
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Scopetarded

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach
They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!
by wenonahthing April 20, 2010
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Shetarded

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded
by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016
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shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.
T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded
by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007
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Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.
A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.
by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009
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