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scoonch (n)
1- the position in which the entire body is curled into a "C", with the legs brought close to the chest, the arms around the legs, and the head down. Usually laying on their side.
2- to quickly move over to make room for another person or object.
random person: Could you scoonch over? It's getting crowded on this little bench!
scoonch by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005
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Used to describe any substance crushed into a fine powder meant for human consumption.

Can also be used as noun in place of any other noun in a sentence, only used in this manner to emphasize importance, pleasure, and power.
"Hey man let's get some scoonch"

"That particular item is quite scoonchi"
"God created everything but who created God?, The Scoonch"
"Do you have any drugs in the car?""only Scoonch"
Scoonch by The Scoonch September 6, 2019

Scooch a mooch 

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch
Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing
Get out the way, scooch a mooch !
Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015
A stinky vagina.

pungent pussy, rotten peach, smelly coochi, funky fuckhole, stinky snatch, torrid twat, fermented fish taco, mangy mutt, stale cookie, stench trench, squalid squidport, skunk, fishy snatch, gangrenous gash, infected axe wound, moldy minge, fungus hole, sour slot, clammy cunny, vile vag, musty cave, dumpy ditch, tangy taint, rotten meat wallet, stank tunnel, hog hole, bat cave, expired juice box, maggoty meat stocking, hatch to hell, fish box, tuna town, cheesy cunt, slovenly snatch, poopy pootytang, putrid pussy, rank skankhole, yecchy yoni, fetid fuckbucket, stinkbox, slaggy slumhole, stenchy cooter, vapid vagg, spicy meat taco, mingy meat lips, decomposing doodle hole, smelly cum bucket, clammy clamchops, stinky hatchet gash, fish cunt, herring hole, stinkpuss, seafood taco, nasty smooch, aged sloppyjoe, stinky squidhole, vulture vulva, maggot den, rundown paris hilton, grimy gutter, death trench, infected cut, dirty goat, dead kitten, cookie monster, calamari cooter, dumpster, grody goo-hole, rank red snapper, gassy gash, guano cave, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Daisy's guano cave. "Spelunking that swampy stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

Helga's stoonch stunk of fermented herring. I held my breath to eat her naughty, rotten cookie. It didn't taste as foul as it smelled.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to mention her stoonch. ( ´_ゝ`)

He squirted his chia seeds into her stoonch to start the fermentation process. She said it's 100% Organic.

We assumed the stench was just a wookie eating a whale carcass. We turned the corner and there was Trigglypuff, gobbling baloney with her hogly stoonch.
stoonch by Uncle Doodle August 14, 2016

Scoochamanoch

Sia: I love marshmallows with pasta

Miss Price: Don't be such a scoochamanoch!
Scoochamanoch by Bella </3 February 5, 2023
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