Sconced
When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.
Sconced by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017
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Sconced
Sconced by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010
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Sconced • Wall Sconced • Sconed • sconce • Sconched • Sconned • Sconedral • Sconted • sconzed • get sconed
Wall Sconced
-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
Wall Sconced by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010
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sconce by teddytheramgaterdfg April 12, 2009
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Sconed
Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.
Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021
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