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scooter douche
1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
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Scoit • Scoitis • SCOITUS • scoot • scituates finest • Scituate • scitties • scoot scoot • scoota • Schit
scitties
scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022
Scooter Braun
An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022
Scoot Up
To slide or pull up on someone
Started by Houston rappers Kenny Lou and BG NuMoney
SIP Lou Scoot In Piece 11:27
Started by Houston rappers Kenny Lou and BG NuMoney
SIP Lou Scoot In Piece 11:27
"You know how we Scoot"
"Scoot up on a nigga"
"Scoot up Gang!"
"My nigga a Scoota you dont wanna start beef with him he's with the shits fr"
"Scoot up on a nigga"
"Scoot up Gang!"
"My nigga a Scoota you dont wanna start beef with him he's with the shits fr"
Scoot Up by Texas Nigga September 22, 2019
Scooter
scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
Scooter by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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