schit
schit by captin awesome September 26, 2010
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A douche muffin; in simpler terms, for those who are brain fucks, it is a person who has the traits of both a douche bag and a squirrel muffin. Can also refer to any pictures of stick people participating in a gay orgy while toothless pirate whores drink a beaker of their own vomit, diarhea, vagina juice, and old contact lenses; also depicted, usually behind the whores are two fat warthogs having doggy sex while being simultaniously lit on fire by a giant talking penis
Big Bird, who is a very sick fucker, often draws kids he meets as the stick figured in his schit; thus he is a big schit
Schit by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008
Rim Schickler
A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017
Drowsy Schiavo
A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016