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Scias by Steve July 17, 2003

scianfeist 

/skee-uh-fes-chah/

noun: scianfeist, plural noun: scianfeists

1. A dagger-like steel weapon that is attached to or at the muzzle of a gun and used for stabbing or slashing in hand-to-hand combat.

2. A pin projecting from the side of an object, as the base of a flashbulb or camera lens, for securing the object in a scianfeist socket.

scianfesist verb

scianfeisted; scianfeisting

also: to kill or wound with a scianfeist

Origin: American Gaelic
The Marine attached his scianfeist to his weapon and thrusted it through the enemy’s torso.
scianfeist by GrayRider1917 December 28, 2020

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
Combination of Science and Art

A project that encourages connection in both fields
A: I am a scientist
B: I'm an artist
A: Then we should do a sciart project
sciart by Annoymous2999 October 9, 2022

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020