Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.
The lowest two drawers of an office file cabinet. Pronounced "sigh-AT-ih-kah..."; comes from the fact that the constant bending to file or pull items is likely to induce an attack of sciatica.
Oh, G-d, look at all the cases I have to file,and they're all T's, U's, V's and W's, in Sciatica Row!