Schmosexual 

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Scrosexuality 

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Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not all ScroSexual can stretch their balls because some are female

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be the focus on the scrotum aesthetic

Ballstretching “ball play”. “scrotum sex” “scrotum licking” are all traits of such sexuality

Scrosexuality is an atypical sexuality because it doesn’t involve phallic sex

Scrosexuality by Lowcarolsteve1289 December 25, 2020

Scrosexuality 

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

Scrosexuality by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022

SCEMOSEXUAL 

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

SCEMOSEXUAL by tribilliee January 2, 2008

Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word

Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls

Scrosexual by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men

I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.

scrosexual by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008