schwoke

When a nibba too W O K E for anyone

Bruh this nibba too schwoke for anybody

by therealassnibba February 5, 2018

SCHWOKE

When an intelligent individual is simply too WOKE for anybody to understand.

"BRO THAT NIGGA @FUCKYOUMOSA, IS SCHWOKE AS FUCK"

by JustAnotherSchwokeNigga May 9, 2018

Schwoen

Schwoen is a word that can mean anything and everything at anytime. Usually derogatory.

* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"

by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010

Schwose

Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

shwokered

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

schnokered

high, stoned, drunk, three sheets to the wind

That case of beer last night had me really schnokered.

by JerryRocks September 23, 2005