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Schwoen
* "That guy looks real schwoeney."
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
* "Who wants to go down to schwoen town and get me some schwoenies?"
Schwoen by Ray Bullock September 10, 2010
schmode
schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006
Schwose
Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.
Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"
Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"
Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"
Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"
Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."
Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"
Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"
Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"
Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."
Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."
Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017
Schwide
Even since I've known him he's bragged about his scholng, but now that I've seen it, it's more of a schwide.
Schwide by Desdemona the Tief June 21, 2021
alter schwede
alter schwede by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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