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Schweensicle
Schweensicle by JManFizzle November 30, 2007
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Schwexen • Schween • schweenis • Schweensicle • Schwedentrunk • schweenbag • Schweener • schweenette • Schweenie • schweenus
Schween
Schween by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015
Schween
On The Schween
A term for a man who enjoys cock, most often a gay man, but also used to describe a straight man who is on the down-low.
"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
On The Schween by Gene on the Schween March 22, 2013
Schweenz
Did you see the new girl? She's a total schweenz!
I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.
Naw, she's just fine!
I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.
Naw, she's just fine!
Schweenz by yaboybernie August 8, 2016
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