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Schweensicle 

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle
Schweensicle by JManFizzle November 30, 2007
A penis, esp. an erect one
Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!
Schween by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015
n. a dork, an idiot
Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!
schween by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010
a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril
His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween
Schween by felonius November 16, 2006

On The Schween 

A term for a man who enjoys cock, most often a gay man, but also used to describe a straight man who is on the down-low.
"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."

"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."

Schweenz 

Did you see the new girl? She's a total schweenz!

I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.

Naw, she's just fine!
Schweenz by yaboybernie August 8, 2016