noun. Someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.
A portmanteau of the prefix "ex-" and "messenger", an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment associated with bicycle couriers.
Typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. This is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a Fixie La Douche style of exenger.
Bill is the king of the exengers. Although he hasn't been a courier since the 80's he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. He can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.
Exene is an extremely beautiful girl. She is funny and just overall great to be around. She can be your best friend, and if you're close enough, the most amazing girl you will ever love. Exene is someone who can be messed with, and take it like a sport. Also, she is not a fat loser and she has many friends who she loves.