Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

Schween by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015

schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

schween by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

Schween by felonius November 16, 2006

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

Schween by josh November 16, 2003

Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

Schween by Jimmy Chang December 16, 2003

Schween

the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

John's nipples make my schween hard.

Schween by Special Kay May 13, 2003

Schween

someone who handles a small package

His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.

Schween by Miller Time May 7, 2003