schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

On The Schween

A term for a man who enjoys cock, most often a gay man, but also used to describe a straight man who is on the down-low.

"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."

"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."

by Gene on the Schween March 22, 2013

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003

Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

by Jimmy Chang December 16, 2003

Schween

the part of the penis that, when stimulated, causes one to burst into uncontrollable laughter.

John's nipples make my schween hard.

by Special Kay May 13, 2003