Definitions by QuiteRadical

Wizard Fingers 

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

Wizard Fingers by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

Pocket Surfing 

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

Pocket Surfing by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

Dazjuzmido

An exclamation that expresses a personal preference while lending a feeling of neutrality to an idea as far it affects others. Often used as a means of defusing controversy or criticism while still making one's opinion heard.

"Do you like pineapple on pizza?"
"Hell yeah, but only if the base sauce is BBQ...dazjuzmido"

Dazjuzmido by QuiteRadical April 13, 2022

Rolling Moses 

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

Rolling Moses by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

Schween by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015