One who, in a large group, is the black sheep. They always are trying to be cool, but just seem like a total loser and stick out. Not to be confused with some chill bro, as they are not chill, funny, or cool.

Person 1: Yo, look at that guy, he's just acting liek a total dweeb and trying to grind with everyone's girl.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's such a shwenebag, I've seen him before

Shwenebag by Powerpoop May 20, 2010

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schwéndagwze

A dumb word for a guy with a small pp

Tanner has a small pp, and he's proud, so he got "schwéndagwze" tattooed on his thigh ;)

schwéndagwze by Johonathon October 31, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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