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schweenis 

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis
last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis
schweenis by tony May 13, 2005
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schweinski 

The coupling of German footballers Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinstiger. The two are close friends and work together well on the pitch.
"Schweinski is love."
schweinski by 16lahm21 July 23, 2006

Schweinstyle 

V. -To completely outclass in the sport of football, esp. if you are Bastian Schweinsteiger of Germany. Most commonly seen in memes.
U MAD CUZ I'M SCHWEINSTYLIN' ON YOU?

Messi can't even begin to Schweinstyle like the best of the Germans, that's why he lost 4-0.
Schweinstyle by colombiadan93 September 20, 2010

Schweensicle 

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle
Schweensicle by JManFizzle November 30, 2007

schweini 

Someone with a goofy demeanor who is wonderfully talented in football-does great assists and delivers superb freekicks. Has a male other-half named poldi and pulling pranks on each other are what they do best. Has an excellent seemingly diplomatic relationship with at least one female chancellor. His smile could be the highlight of your day. In reference to Bastian Schweinsteiger, german ultimate best central midfielder of World Cup 2010. A most suitable candidate for captaincy, if ever the Ballack-Lahm feud doesn't resolve.
1. That ball boy wouldn't have scored so early if it wasn't for that brilliant corner..our no7 is a real schweini!

2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
schweini by smittenbyschweini August 19, 2010

sheenist 

One who follows the way of charlie sheen, he is always winning, drinks tiger blood instead of water and loves pornstars.,
When I walk out of my bed full of pornstars and my head hurts from all the crack, I walk to my fridge and drink some award WINNING tiger blood, I realized I'm a sheenist
sheenist by Danik Kosol March 30, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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