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Champaign Schanbacher

These Schanbacher's vary greatly from the rest of the Schanbacher's in the world. They tend to be crazy. They make nonsense jokes that are somehow hilarious. Some of them are dangerous. They tend to cause a lot of commotion everywhere they go. It is a known fact that 2 out of every 6 Champaign Schanbacher's chew with their mouths open and make odd noises while eating. Champaign Schanbacher's get along with each other very well and tend to watch each others back with the utmost attentiveness. Champaign Schanbacher's are either loved or hated for how different they are from others. Champaign Schanbacher's communicate with animals through high pitched voices that consist of made up words, jibberish, and objects that have been created in their imagination (i.e. SpidaMonsta, wigglebottomapotomus, poopclown, etc.). A Champaign Schanbacher, though not easily angered or intimidated, should be avoided at all costs if they go in to attack mode. They have been known to use defense tactics such as one hitter quitters, gorilla kicks, beyame stick beatings, hog tie a human techniques, run for your life paintball shootings, firecrackers attached to doors, spitting lugies on skeezers, and Jesus Swords made out of wooden 2x4's. Though Champaign Schanbacher's can be dangerous when provoked, it takes a lot to get one to the point of violence. Most of the time a Champaign Schanbacher just likes to enjoy day to day life with a weird twist.
I was walking through the mall the other day, when all of the sudden everything got really colorful and turned into a disco. The I look up, and to my surprise, a group of Champaign Schanbachers are flying in through this opening in the ceiling, on a huge flying banana that had a head like Richard Simmons, arms made of recycled sticky glue balls from underneath package labels, and feet off of an old lady with a fresh pedicure that did nothing because she still has terrible bunions. When they got off of the Richard Simmons flying banana with bunion feet, they quickly started cracking jokes like "Herman was this guy. When he eats, he makes a funny face. So give him a dollar because he deserves it." and everyone almost fell over with laughter, even though when I type it, it makes no sense, nor does it sound funny. When somebody put finger prints this glass window, it quickly angered one of them and they attacked with a swift hog tie technique and then he pulled out a wooden jesus sword that covered the guy in honey and sent tiny black ants crawling toward him! They quickly morphed into trees with the legs of Michael Jonsohn, the olympic runner, and disappeared just as fast as they arrived on that Richard Simmons banana.. It was sooo cool. I hope they are at the mall next time I go shopping!

schwagache 

The headache induced by smoking or ingesting inexpensive, low-quality marijuana.
"Ugh, Shannon buys such shitty pot. I always have a schwagache when I leave her place."
schwagache by Meredyth September 6, 2006

shabachery 

an intense outing, usually involving drugs, alcohol, and/or sex; often results in blacking out, hospital visits, and unprotected sex with unattractive strangers
Did you go out last night? I don't know, but from the pictures on my camera and the hooker in my bed, I'm willing to bet it was quite the shabachery.
shabachery by dkamthb May 14, 2006

Caitlin Schabacker 

Worlds most perfect person
Beautiful blonde with beautiful blue eyes. A body of a goddess and a personality that is greater than all others. Everyone wishes they could be her.
“Do you know Caitlin Schabacker?”
“OMG are you talking about the worlds most perfect person? Peyton Harvey was telling me how bad she wishes she was her. Too bad she’s too fat and ugly! No plastic surgery will ever get her even close to Caitlin’s beauty!”

Miss Schabacker 

A beautiful stunning young middle school teacher, always dressing up nicely and has a charming smile. She has the most mesmerizing deep emerald green eyes, angelic voice, smooth perfect skin, and beautiful dark black hair. She has a loyal, sweet, kind, honest personality, Miss Schabacker will always make sure to check up on you and she will never fail to put a smile on your face. She has a cute laugh and a warm contagious smile. The way she moves and the flow of her hair is so captivating and attractive, it’ll make you forget what you were learning in her class. She will hypnotize you with those gorgeous green eyes and make you fall in love harder for her. She is a kind soul when you are on her hood side, but can be rude and sassy when you’re on her bad side, so don't ever disrespect or annoy her. She loves all her students equally, but there’s one particular student who gets her attention the most. This female pupil is very quiet in her class, doesn’t show much emotions, and is mysterious. She always has a serious cold-hearted look on her face, but it’s really just her resting normal face. Miss Schabacker also finds her sweet, caring, and thoughtful because of the act of kindness the student has. If you ever come across Miss Schabacker, just know it was a gift from God and you are lucky to have her in your life.
*Miss S just existing*

Boy Student: Woah, is that our new teacher? She is fineeee

Girl student: Holy crap, I was not expecting Miss Schabacker to look so different than I expected. She is so pretty and perfect..
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