schwagache

The headache induced by smoking or ingesting inexpensive, low-quality marijuana.

"Ugh, Shannon buys such shitty pot. I always have a schwagache when I leave her place."

schwagache by Meredyth September 6, 2006

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Schwag-ache

A headache as a result of smoking low-grade marijuana (schwag).

"Man, I smoked a blunt of that schwag this morning and it gave me a schwag-ache afterwards.. I really need some dank."

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