schwagache

The headache induced by smoking or ingesting inexpensive, low-quality marijuana.

"Ugh, Shannon buys such shitty pot. I always have a schwagache when I leave her place."

schwagache by Meredyth September 6, 2006

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Schwag-ache

A headache as a result of smoking low-grade marijuana (schwag).

"Man, I smoked a blunt of that schwag this morning and it gave me a schwag-ache afterwards.. I really need some dank."

Schwag-ache by Duke of Devonshire December 27, 2007

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Related Words

schwagache • Schwabacher • schwagenheimer

Schwabacher

A big fag

You are acting like a Schwabacher

Schwabacher by Schwabacher February 22, 2022

schwagenheimer

one who enjoys peeping under lunch tables to catch some fine middle school shwags

Hey did you see Jesson that schwagenheimer drop his phone to get a glance at Isaiah's package?

schwagenheimer by akerfeldt July 17, 2009

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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