shabachery

an intense outing, usually involving drugs, alcohol, and/or sex; often results in blacking out, hospital visits, and unprotected sex with unattractive strangers

Did you go out last night? I don't know, but from the pictures on my camera and the hooker in my bed, I'm willing to bet it was quite the shabachery.

by dkamthb May 14, 2006

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011