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Schum

A specific variation of the world Scum, used by vergil from the Devil May Cry series, when fighting different opponent including his chad brother Dante
Dante:"come on old man"
Vergil:"shut up, SCHUM"
by Supreme Overlord Kvasir February 12, 2021
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Schum

1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.
Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!
by Jgump January 17, 2009
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I Schumed on my grandmas toilet
by Epuzz February 10, 2026
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Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset
Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”
by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025
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Bitcon Scheme

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.
"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."
by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021
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Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."
Tim wears strictly schempfs.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021
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