Schum

A specific variation of the world Scum, used by vergil from the Devil May Cry series, when fighting different opponent including his chad brother Dante

Dante:"come on old man"
Vergil:"shut up, SCHUM"

Schum by Supreme Overlord Kvasir February 12, 2021

Schum

1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.

Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!

Schum by Jgump January 17, 2009

Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

Schum by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Schum

When you shit and cum and the same time

I Schumed on my grandmas toilet

Schum by Epuzz February 10, 2026

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021