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An elected offical who acts solely for the benefit of publicity and cannot resist the opportunity to appear before TV cameras or radio microphones but who then does nothing at all to follow the matter they discussed up with any actual action.
We had three Schumers from the city council here two years ago for a press conference about the problem, but the situation is the same because they never did anything to follow up.
by Paula10001 August 09, 2010
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Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.
Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
by NewAnon March 30, 2017
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An individual who so craves publicity that his/her behavior results in continual douchebaggery.
What a schumer that Senator Douchebag is.
Senator Douche is such a schumer!
by Sam Minardi October 27, 2011
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1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
by NYC4Schumer November 13, 2010
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A spineless weasel placed in charge of advocating for things he has no personal interest in.
Quit being such fucking schumers and put a woman of color in charge.
by Valerie Morghulis January 22, 2018
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