A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase October 24, 2015
by Minoskyr19 October 1, 2020
Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
by NewAnon March 31, 2017
1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;
2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
by NYC4Schumer November 14, 2010
by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017
The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.
Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.
Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017
by Vagaboner August 26, 2017