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A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase October 24, 2015
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.
Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
by NewAnon March 30, 2017
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1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
by NYC4Schumer November 13, 2010
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A woman that tries to be funny and fails
Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer
by Minoskyr19 October 01, 2020
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When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer
Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.
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by Dogplorable March 30, 2020
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From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.
Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo
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by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020
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