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A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !

Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?

Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase December 20, 2015
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1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
by NYC4Schumer November 13, 2010
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Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.
Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
by NewAnon March 30, 2017
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A spineless weasel placed in charge of advocating for things he has no personal interest in.
Quit being such fucking schumers and put a woman of color in charge.
by Valerie Morghulis January 22, 2018
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