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To shit,
shower
, and cum. The
perfect
male
reset
Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in
15 minutes
”
You: “hang on I have to schum real
quick
and then
I’ll be out”
Schum
by
Gjejdjd
August 9, 2025