schumm

an extremely good looking kid.

That kid is so schumm.

by schummy November 22, 2006

Schumm

An extremely soft and low life thief of a human

Son, don't ever act like a Schumm

by TheRealist420 February 22, 2018

Schumm

A family that has been inbred over decades. Most inbred Schumm’s came to America in 1837. A schumm classifies itself as a German but is from Jewish descent. A person of Schumm descent is very easy to spot out by them being very skinny and extremely large noses. Most Schumm’s built nazi concentration camps around WWII.

Gross you’re family is Schumm’s!!

by Kingmando June 15, 2025

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018