Schump

The sound made when stealing something right out from under someone's nose.

Joe: Hey man, I just picked up a bag.
Wayne: Hey, what's that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
**SCHUMP**
Joe: Hey man, where is my bag?
Wayne: I don't know! What just happened?

by Bo Nana August 22, 2007

schump

The skin that may hang off your elbow.

The schump is sometimes also called a weenus.

by OllieS June 21, 2007

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018