one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip
did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann
by beanis%%% August 14, 2009
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a person who graduates high school and continues to come back to all the events, games even parties! they also like to talk a love of shit about the high school kids when he is a graduate.
yeah, hes a schumann
by joey mommy November 25, 2010
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The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.
Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
by Big al6969 May 1, 2019
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Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.
I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019
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Kyan schumann is a hansom man with a big dick who always get the ladies, he has loads of friends and is quite a ladies man , everyone wants to be friends with him. Kyan Schumann always gets staight A's. He is really good at gaming like Rainbow six siege or even Fortnite.
by Crazyeopard66 September 30, 2018
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