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Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

schploogie 

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)
My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.
schploogie by harrison October 1, 2003

Schploogie 

a word you create to prove Google doesn't know everything, but Urban dictionary will (if they have accepted this word)
"google knows everything"
*creates word and searches it*
*google search: Schploogie: ERROR did you mean Schoology

Shplergie 

Yo bro shplergie'd on the floor
Shplergie by SlayCoochie May 28, 2022

Spleng (also "Schpleng")

A term of mutual agreement; "yes"; "I concur with thee". Also means "good", ie "cool".
"...heard the JayLib album?"
"Spleng"

or

"...what did you think of the JayLib album?"
"Spleng!"
Spleng (also "Schpleng") by Mather September 14, 2003
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026