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Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

schploogie 

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)
My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.
schploogie by harrison October 1, 2003

Schploogie 

a word you create to prove Google doesn't know everything, but Urban dictionary will (if they have accepted this word)
"google knows everything"
*creates word and searches it*
*google search: Schploogie: ERROR did you mean Schoology

Shplergie 

Yo bro shplergie'd on the floor
Shplergie by SlayCoochie May 28, 2022

Spleng (also "Schpleng")

A term of mutual agreement; "yes"; "I concur with thee". Also means "good", ie "cool".
"...heard the JayLib album?"
"Spleng"

or

"...what did you think of the JayLib album?"
"Spleng!"
Spleng (also "Schpleng") by Mather September 14, 2003