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Schoolshit

It’s basically the words ‘School’ and ‘Bullshit’ put together, ‘Schoolshit’. Because school is bullshit.

If someone dislikes school, ‘Schoolshit’ can be used in a response to something that involves school.
Noelle “Hey Craig, did you know school is tomorrow?”

Craig “Man what? that’s some Schooolshitt”

As you can see, Craig has simply used the word ‘Schoolshit’ just like the word ‘Bullshit’ is used. .
Schoolshit by Oriotic April 18, 2026
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schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.
Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.
schoolitus by a dark September 28, 2005

Schoolshooter 

1.)A person with no friends who will most likely give up on life and bring a gun to school to shoot classmates as revenge. 2.)A person with no life who sits at home all day watching television, using the computer, playing video games, etc.
Haha, look at that kid eating lunch all by himself. I bet he is a schoolshooter
Schoolshooter by camelkk May 16, 2008

schooliitis 

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.
schooliitis by Kristen April 18, 2005

Schoolitis 

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"
"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."
Schoolitis by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

schoolsickness 

A feeling generally obtained at the end of the summer, when summer has gotten boring and old, and one is ready to return to school and see people they haven't since June.
Man summer's getting old and I havent seen Chris or Rob all summer. I sorta want to start the year. I have a case of schoolsickness I guess.
schoolsickness by Matt0912 August 22, 2009

Nursery School Shit 

Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...
'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."
Nursery School Shit by Vapster2112 December 11, 2010