schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005

schooliitis

Inflamation of the schooli. "Itis" meaning "inflamed", and "schooli" meaning "school with an i on the end (for cuteness)"

Kristen's school is inflamed, curse that schooliitis!

Schooliitis is a funny looking word.

by CeliaMay December 30, 2005

schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.

Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.

by a dark September 28, 2005

Schoolitis

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"

"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."

by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009

schooliosis

A contagious disease, characterized by boredom and swelling of the homework glands. Normally suffered by people with lives.

Ted: Man, that geography test was killer.
Andrew: Yeah, tell me about it. My schooliosis was acting up too. That's whack.

by Aaron-o May 28, 2006

schooliosis

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.

Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."

by johnathon TTT June 29, 2010