Matt0912's definitions

funeral

A ceremony (often religious) commemorating the life of a deceased person. Usually includes a memorial service and a eulogy. Some say they are pointless because the person is dead and doesn't know the difference, but it's important for those left behind to say a final goodbye. Generally a funeral is followed by a burial. Funerals often are extremely sad depending on well one knew the deceased and if the person died young and/or suddenly.

This morning I went to a funeral for this kids dad. It was very sad.

by Matt0912 August 20, 2009

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009

PETA

A physchotic group of morons, whose goal is the total liberation of all animals. They try to achieve this goal by bullying and threatening people that eat meat or use animals for any purpose. They fail to realize that animals are superior to animals. Stay away from these nut jobs.

PETA- People for Extortion Terror and Abuse

by Matt0912 August 23, 2009

chickenshit

Similar to bullshit, but even more extreme. Used when the person is completely lying.

Chris: I nailed 8 bitches last night yo

Joe: Thats a bunch of chickenshit

by Matt0912 August 23, 2009

bad news bears

A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.

Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?

Person B: Yeah bad news bears

by Matt0912 August 6, 2009

Colin Cowherd

the best man in sports-talk radio bar none. His show "The Herd" is the only show on radio that talks exclusively about football and tries to keep discussion about worthless baseball to a minimum. Colin understands that America is nation of football. Colin is funny, sarcastic, and pretty much right about everything.

All these other shows are talking about baseball in freaking football season lets listen to "The Herd" to hear about football. Colin Cowherd doesnt waste his time with baseball.

by Matt0912 April 1, 2009

def

Short for definately, but often used sarcastically.

(Person A looking at a hot chick)

Person A: I think I have a chance with that babe.

Person B: Def dude.

by Matt0912 May 10, 2009