Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.
by Matt0912 July 20, 2009
A despicable person on a message board that deliberately tries to get everyone pissed off. Usually, they write in capital letters and make outrageous topics to get a rise out of everyone. Many times, trolls will be regulars but cannot be identified because they make new Screen Names, usually these new Screen Names are named after the topic they're trolling about. Either way, trolls should never be responded too, because theyll just use insults or useless arguments, and you'll never win by arguing with a troll.
by Matt0912 June 16, 2009
by Matt0912 August 06, 2009
A rich town in New Jersey by Millburn. The worst car you see might be a mitsubishi The people are loaded and also snobs, as you can see from definition number 5. It is known for its mall, in which the only thing you can buy for under 50 bucks is a drink at the starbucks.
by Matt0912 July 20, 2008
An awesome Irish punk-rock band. Their songs make you wanna dance and sing them on the table all drunk and disorderly. Great songs include Shippin Up to Boston, Kiss Me Im Shitfaced, Fields of Athenry, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, The Dirty Glass, and Finnegans Wake. Their music includes bagpipes, the coolest instrument there is.
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
A physchotic group of morons, whose goal is the total liberation of all animals. They try to achieve this goal by bullying and threatening people that eat meat or use animals for any purpose. They fail to realize that animals are superior to animals. Stay away from these nut jobs.
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
(Person A looking at a hot chick)
Person A: I think I have a chance with that babe.
Person B: Def dude.
Person A: I think I have a chance with that babe.
Person B: Def dude.
by Matt0912 May 11, 2009