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def

Short for definately, but often used sarcastically.
(Person A looking at a hot chick)

Person A: I think I have a chance with that babe.

Person B: Def dude.
by Matt0912 May 10, 2009
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funeral

A ceremony (often religious) commemorating the life of a deceased person. Usually includes a memorial service and a eulogy. Some say they are pointless because the person is dead and doesn't know the difference, but it's important for those left behind to say a final goodbye. Generally a funeral is followed by a burial. Funerals often are extremely sad depending on well one knew the deceased and if the person died young and/or suddenly.
This morning I went to a funeral for this kids dad. It was very sad.
by Matt0912 August 20, 2009
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PETA

A physchotic group of morons, whose goal is the total liberation of all animals. They try to achieve this goal by bullying and threatening people that eat meat or use animals for any purpose. They fail to realize that animals are superior to animals. Stay away from these nut jobs.
PETA- People for Extortion Terror and Abuse
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
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dropkick murphys

An awesome Irish punk-rock band. Their songs make you wanna dance and sing them on the table all drunk and disorderly. Great songs include Shippin Up to Boston, Kiss Me Im Shitfaced, Fields of Athenry, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, The Dirty Glass, and Finnegans Wake. Their music includes bagpipes, the coolest instrument there is.
My friends and i were dancing on the table singing songs by dropkick murphys
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
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schoolsickness

A feeling generally obtained at the end of the summer, when summer has gotten boring and old, and one is ready to return to school and see people they haven't since June.
Man summer's getting old and I havent seen Chris or Rob all summer. I sorta want to start the year. I have a case of schoolsickness I guess.
by Matt0912 August 22, 2009
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chickenshit

Similar to bullshit, but even more extreme. Used when the person is completely lying.
Chris: I nailed 8 bitches last night yo

Joe: Thats a bunch of chickenshit
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
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bad news bears

A phrase use in response to recieving news of some sort of misforturnate occurance.
Person A: Did you hear that Chris Broke his leg?

Person B: Yeah bad news bears
by Matt0912 August 6, 2009
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