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school-shot 

to get one's dumbass shot in a school
That bitch got school-shot for her antics ong
school-shot by Merriam_Webster___ October 6, 2021
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I shot her school up

Jon: I shot her school up bro!
Marco: what the fuck does that mean!?
Jon: i jizzed in her bro
Marco: FUCK YEAH

At least I dont get shot in school 

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.
Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

school shoting

School shoting is a normal thing
School shoting is when someone want to end it all but also wanna end his/hers bully

Man 1:Hey dude wanna shot up the school
Man 2: Hell yhea fam
Music : You better run better run faster then bullet
school shoting by CykaAlert October 26, 2017

ah the scohol shot 

you are the ah the scohol shot you up
ah the scohol shot by Skipperdy January 14, 2023

Schoolshooter 

1.)A person with no friends who will most likely give up on life and bring a gun to school to shoot classmates as revenge. 2.)A person with no life who sits at home all day watching television, using the computer, playing video games, etc.
Haha, look at that kid eating lunch all by himself. I bet he is a schoolshooter
Schoolshooter by camelkk May 16, 2008

schoolshooter 

Loser who will one day bring in a gun and perform a massacre on his school.
OMG stay away from him. He looks like a schoolshooter
schoolshooter by Jonkan Bloe May 14, 2008
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