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Schoolitis 

The strong, mysterious feeling of anxiety while attending school. You can't quite put your finger on it, but it ALWAYS comes around when you're at school, and is replaced with extreme boredom when summer break comes around... it's school's way of saying, "Ha! You're fucked now!"
"Ugh... why do I feel so sick? Must have a terrible case of schoolitis."
Schoolitis by Schoolitis Victim October 7, 2009
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schooliosis 

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.
Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.
schooliosis by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

high schoolerish

saying things or acting in a manner that was acceptable while you were attending high school, but now is not so acceptable.
Anna kept using LOL in her messages and I thought that was so high schoolerish.
high schoolerish by SierraStud February 17, 2009

schoolies 

People go up to Queensland mainly the Goldcoast after they finish 12 years at school, so after the HSC.
People just party and get pissed for a week or two.
It attracts people from all over Australia
Bro what you doin for Schoolies
Im goin to Goldcoast,
Na im goin on a cruise ship
schoolies by Philly_jo August 15, 2006

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.
"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

Scrollitis 

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.
You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!
Scrollitis by Miller E February 20, 2015

Schoolified 

The action of taking an originally savory food and serving it bad or in a disgusting state at a public school.
"Mac & Cheese was officially ruined for me after it was Schoolified at school today."

"I don't think I could ever eat a burger again after they were Schoolified!"

"How is it even possible that a food as good as pizza could have been so easily Schoolified?"
Schoolified by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017