Kristen's definitions

gmao

GRAB MY ASS OFF!!!! duuhhhh

tom gmaod her lastnight

by kristen January 25, 2005

Ramen

ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!

bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.

bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.

by kristen June 28, 2003

poocha

VERB: to soak up, with bread, any leftover 'juices' left behind after fininshing a meal

BACKGROUND: the polite way to consume any sauces, dressing, etc. leftover after finishing a meal without rudely slurping them up.

In order to poocha the lingering pasta sauce left over in his plate, he used a piece of bread to soak it up.

by Kristen April 6, 2004

really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously

your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid

by Kristen June 25, 2004

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)

You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!

by Kristen August 6, 2003