Kristen's definitions

Oreo

A black person is usually called a Oreo if they say, or wear anything that has to do with so called white culture. Such as wearing Abercrombie, American Eagle, and Hollister. Also talking like they have common sense, which is the way most white people talk. Most black people think that they're a total disgrace to all blacks. I personally don't like being called a oreo, because it's saying that a black person can't shop at any of the stores above, and they can't talk like they have common sense.

Black on the outside....white on the the inside

by Kristen July 22, 2008

zeon

to have sex with

to make love, have sex, bone, screw. etc

i totally zeoned with your mom

dude check out that chick i zeoned

by kristen April 14, 2005

schooliitis

A very serious disease. The person with schoolitis needs to stay away from school and sleep as much as possible. It is most commonly found during the last few months of school (April, May, and into June.
Symptoms: constant drowsieness, colds/sneezing, sleeping for 33 hours in one weekend and still being tired,irritability,just never feeling well.
Prevention: do not stress over the troubles of school.
Treatment: do not go to school, instead stay home and sleep (outside if possible), continue sleeping and not worrying about school.
If affected, treat as soon as possible.

Kristen has Schoolitis!

by Kristen April 18, 2005

rock climbing club

when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club

Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club

by kristen April 24, 2005

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

MTV2

mtv2 is a demon channel. it turns bands into being really good into sellouts. even if its a "whole nother channel" it still goes on to mtv when the video gets popular enough. why must they do that to so many good bands ? examples...afi and brand new.....

hey didn't afi used to be the most awesome band in the world?

yeah but then their video got on mtv2 and loads of dumbasses have acces to them and are gonna start liking them after all these years.

by kristen October 17, 2003

Taking Back Sunday

a kick ass band that is the best ever besides some other ones! cough

yeah so i saw them at warped and the crowd was crazy i was like woohoo and then i lost my shoe.

taking back sunday has cool songs like ghost man on third and timberwolves at new jersey.

by kristen October 17, 2003