schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.

Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.

by a dark September 28, 2005

Schoolhouse

Any of the following: idiot, moron, dumbass, stupid ass, retard

Ben thinks the earth is flat. He's such a schoolhouse.

by Dr. Dick Wiggle October 18, 2018

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

schoolies

People go up to Queensland mainly the Goldcoast after they finish 12 years at school, so after the HSC.
People just party and get pissed for a week or two.
It attracts people from all over Australia

Bro what you doin for Schoolies
Im goin to Goldcoast,
Na im goin on a cruise ship

by Philly_jo August 15, 2006

Schoolhouse Rock

A cartoon that teaches kids about ... subjects and school.

And stuff..

As your body grows bigger your mind must flower it's great to learn cause knowledge is power!
-Schoolhouse rock

by rhyphin April 24, 2017

Schoolies

A week long piss up held at Surfers Paradise. Everyone gets drunk and gets laid and party on at the beach!

The best way to reward ya self after 12 years of slavery

Hot Chicks, Sex and lots and lots of alcohol all at Surfers

by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004