Schoolfs
Your school friends! We all have new friends but the schoolfs are the originals and possibly the longest standings!
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The Webb Schools
A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?
college admissions officer 1: "So this student's record looks great... except they got a suspension once for taking an Uber?!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
The Webb Schools by BSboiii April 10, 2017
american education system/schools
This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
american education system/schools by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016
Jr. High schools
The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!
John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
Jr. High schools by fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkpreps May 5, 2011
Fairfax County Public Schools
A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.
Fairfax County Public Schools by Biteme November 16, 2004
Riviera Preparatory Schools
An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.
Riviera Preparatory Schools by Angelfromhell November 25, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.