A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?
college admissions officer 1: "So this student's record looks great... except they got a suspension once for taking an Uber?!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
by BSboiii April 10, 2017
A subsection of a private and small boarding school in Claremont, California such as The Webb Schools (see definition) but where, unlike The Webb Schools of California, students are perpetually reminded that being a separate school justifies gender inequalities in dorms, dress code enforcement, grading, etc.
teacher: why is half the class late again?!!
male student #1: The Vivian Webb School had an assembly again.
teacher: Why do those dress code meetings always take so long?
male student #2: I don't know. We never have them.
male student #1: They always cancel ours along with chapel.
male student #1: The Vivian Webb School had an assembly again.
teacher: Why do those dress code meetings always take so long?
male student #2: I don't know. We never have them.
male student #1: They always cancel ours along with chapel.
by 3umble3ee July 3, 2018
the kids here are rich and white kids some may be black but they are here for football and we all know it. our parents pay a large amount of money for us to fuck around and slap the boy's asses. They all love Trump and walk down the halls say "Let go Brandon" you can't go to a Webb game and not hear the special intro.
"oh look those kids are from Webb School of Knoxville"
"oh yea there over there singing country roads"
"oh yea there over there singing country roads"
by Webb student body November 3, 2021
This school is the absolute GHETTO, nothing but fights, cussin, and weirdos. if you go there you probably gonna get in your first fight
by xoxoghettogirl March 6, 2020
Webb is the worst middle school in Garland ISD, from drugs to violence to skipping class, one of the most ghetto schools in Garland ISD
by Onyiistar March 5, 2020
Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
by Qewtji February 20, 2017
school in alpharetta, georgia, USA. very shitty, terrible school. fuck this school. teachers are mean, and friends are fake.
by sb2005 February 12, 2019