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schoolsexual 

The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.
Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.
schoolsexual by yakubian February 1, 2018
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Schoolsexual 

HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/
Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🥺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-
Schoolsexual by Gacha werido February 23, 2021
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Schmosexual 

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.
Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!
Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, or Marmaduke.
Person 1: I'm coming out as scoobsexual, and I'm not a mistake.
Person 2: understandable. I'd like to tear up Marmaduke's ass tenderly as well, mah boi.
Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo or Marmaduke.
Person 1: I'm a scoobsexual and I'm ok with that.
Person 2: understandable. I wanna get in a romantic relationship with marmaduke myself b.
Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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