schoolsexual 

The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.

Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.

schoolsexual by yakubian February 1, 2018

Schoolsexual 

HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/

Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🥺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-

Schoolsexual by Gacha werido February 23, 2021

Schmosexual 

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

Schmosexual by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, or Marmaduke.

Person 1: I'm coming out as scoobsexual, and I'm not a mistake.
Person 2: understandable. I'd like to tear up Marmaduke's ass tenderly as well, mah boi.

Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo or Marmaduke.

Person 1: I'm a scoobsexual and I'm ok with that.
Person 2: understandable. I wanna get in a romantic relationship with marmaduke myself b.

Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022