The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.
Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.
by yakubian February 2, 2018
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HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/
Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🥺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-
by Gacha werido February 23, 2021
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