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The Webb Schools
A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?
college admissions officer 1: "So this student's record looks great... except they got a suspension once for taking an Uber?!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
college admissions officer 2: "They must be from The Webb Schools!"
college admissions officer 1: "Yikes, his ACT score is a 29 and he took only 6 AP's... Let's wait-list him!"
The Webb Schools by BSboiii April 10, 2017
american education system/schools
This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
american education system/schools by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016
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Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.
Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.
Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
shoelessed by exzimbo February 7, 2009
middle schooler
A young person between the ages of 10-14, give or take.
Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.
Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.
Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Also the beginning stages of puberty, so expect your sweet little elementary schooler to begin changing in the most horrible of ways. Most middle schoolers will struggle with puberty, some more than others. Most give in to their hormones and act with carnal instinct, becoming obnoxious foul-mouthed babies with no respect for anyone-- this is due to the fact that they are confused and have absolutely no idea what to do with all of these new emotions and are trying to compensate this "weakness" by acting like brats.
Other middle schoolers at most will develop some lip, but are able to control their urges. When they go into high school they are generally more prepared to deal with high school, which is to be described almost as a breeding ground.
Middle schoolers are NOT to be confused with highschoolers. Middle schoolers are still in the "opening" stage of adulthood, whereas highschoolers are rushing through the "blooming" stage and "settling" stage. Middle schoolers are very experimental as they begin trying to find their identities, not knowing that identities are not found but developed.
Specimen A:
BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.
AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.
Specimen B:
BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.
AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
BEFORE Tony became a middle schooler, he was a very polite little boy who loved to share his toys.
AFTER Tony became a middle schooler, he grew out his hair and kept it greasy, dressed in black, talked back to teachers, talked about sex and harassed girls without actually knowing anything about sex, watches rated R movies and says things to purposely breaks his parents hearts. Lies about things he likes to impress other boys. And girls. Deep inside is still that polite little boy who loves to share his toys.
Specimen B:
BEFORE middle school, Maria likes to help people and read books.
AFTER middle school, Maria wears skanky clothes and hangs out with lots of boys and talks about boys, she also has a million best friends and newfound sisters and also lies about what she likes to please other boys and girls. Deep inside is that sweet girl that loves to help people and make people smile, and read a good book once in a while.
middle schooler by iAnomaly January 22, 2011
Jr. High schools
The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!
John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.
Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up
Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.
John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.
Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.
Jr. High schools by fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkpreps May 5, 2011