Schoolcut 

Mind Not Feeling Like Going Out Today, Just Travel Somewhere Else.

Person 1: I Hate Going Out Today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: School Happening Tomorrow
Person 2: Deadass
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: You Know What You Should Do?
Person 1: Do What?
Person 2: Schoolcut

Schoolcut by 21jay January 30, 2025

Schoolsterbation 

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.

Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

Schoolsterbation by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013

schoolfucked 

The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.

Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?

Person 2: She got schoolfucked.

Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.

Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!

schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016

schoolationship 

A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.

"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."

"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"

schoolationship by The Barrelman April 12, 2008

Schoolcest 

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you

Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.

Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015

Schoolist 

Having irrationally great feelings for a school, but being very discriminating other schools

He’s such a schoolist!

Schoolist by Djdhfhdhrhr January 23, 2018

schoolitus

The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.

Schoolitus has hit my classmates hard this year. Or I suffer from schoolitus.

schoolitus by a dark September 28, 2005