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Schoolsterbation
When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Schoolsterbation by We can start at the penis October 31, 2013
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schoolfucked
The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016
schoolationship
A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.
"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."
"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"
"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"
schoolationship by The Barrelman April 12, 2008
Schoolcest
Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015
Schoolist
Schoolist by Djdhfhdhrhr January 23, 2018
schoolitus
The disease going back to school causes. Commonly characterized by fusteration, depression, anger, and possibly indigestion.
schoolitus by a dark September 28, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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