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Schoolcest 

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you
Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015
Words you can keep

Schoolsterbation 

When you get bored in class so you start shoving pencils, erasers, paper, desks, and other students up your butthole.
Kid:"I was so bored that i decided to perform schoolsterbation and shoved Jimmy up my ass."

schoolies 

People go up to Queensland mainly the Goldcoast after they finish 12 years at school, so after the HSC.
People just party and get pissed for a week or two.
It attracts people from all over Australia
Bro what you doin for Schoolies
Im goin to Goldcoast,
Na im goin on a cruise ship
schoolies by Philly_jo August 15, 2006

Schoolist 

Having irrationally great feelings for a school, but being very discriminating other schools
He’s such a schoolist!
Schoolist by Djdhfhdhrhr January 23, 2018

Schoolies 

A week long piss up held at Surfers Paradise. Everyone gets drunk and gets laid and party on at the beach!

The best way to reward ya self after 12 years of slavery
Hot Chicks, Sex and lots and lots of alcohol all at Surfers
Schoolies by PJ Marshal January 3, 2004

Schoolrection 

To have a erection in the middle of class
Johnny sat in English and struggled to be caught with a schoolrection.
Schoolrection by Alphacannybody July 28, 2016

schoolist 

Schoolists are people who label or stereotype someone based on the school they go to. Similar to racists who label people based on their inheritance.
A: Hey look she goes to Y Highschool! She must be rejected from X College... What a stupid girl.

A is a 'schoolist'.
schoolist by Axcidna October 6, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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