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That girl is schoeni!
Schoeni by Maahweeuhh June 21, 2008
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Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.
"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB
Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

Shoenice 

Shoenice is the Youtube/internet phenomena known for eating virtually anything. He has ingested condoms, tampons, an entire bar of anti-perspirant, dish soap, multiple cans of chewing tobacco, a can of steel BB's, amongst many other things. He is also widely known for slamming hard liquor at incredible speed. He's demolished a liter of Wild Turkey in 30 seconds, and a 750ml bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds as well as many other types of liquor. He's also recognized by the Guiness Book of World Records for ingesting 20 lit birthday candles in under 2 minutes. He is the self proclaimed, "Human Garbage Disposal."
Hey Everyone, Shoenice Again! THANK YAW.
Shoenice by Shoefan June 11, 2013

schoenstatt 

She a Mexican girls that is very supportive to other people at first very shy but when u get to meet her she damn as Lit funny and weird she is also very hermosa ( gorgeous )and she is loyal to all her relationships she always has ur back and is always goin to be here for u no matter what but don’t get on her bad side bc she get an attitude:)
Man Schoenstatt is so gorgeous and I heard she is very supportive to her friend man I wish I had a friend like that:)

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis
She was sucking on my schlenis.
schlenis by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
A polish word meaning pig, however in this context it is refered to women, mostly good looking women in bars. Or good looking women walking past you.
Dude, come to the party there is to be many schvenia there.
often said as

SCHVEEEEEEENIAAAAA
schvenia by schvenia hunter September 6, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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