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Schoeni

That girl is schoeni!
by Maahweeuhh June 21, 2008
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Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.
"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB
by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007
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Shoenice

Shoenice is the Youtube/internet phenomena known for eating virtually anything. He has ingested condoms, tampons, an entire bar of anti-perspirant, dish soap, multiple cans of chewing tobacco, a can of steel BB's, amongst many other things. He is also widely known for slamming hard liquor at incredible speed. He's demolished a liter of Wild Turkey in 30 seconds, and a 750ml bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds as well as many other types of liquor. He's also recognized by the Guiness Book of World Records for ingesting 20 lit birthday candles in under 2 minutes. He is the self proclaimed, "Human Garbage Disposal."
Hey Everyone, Shoenice Again! THANK YAW.
by Shoefan June 11, 2013
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schoenstatt

She a Mexican girls that is very supportive to other people at first very shy but when u get to meet her she damn as Lit funny and weird she is also very hermosa ( gorgeous )and she is loyal to all her relationships she always has ur back and is always goin to be here for u no matter what but don’t get on her bad side bc she get an attitude:)
Man Schoenstatt is so gorgeous and I heard she is very supportive to her friend man I wish I had a friend like that:)
by Tiki 🤪💗 June 16, 2018
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Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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schlenis

A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis
She was sucking on my schlenis.
by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
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schvenia

A polish word meaning pig, however in this context it is refered to women, mostly good looking women in bars. Or good looking women walking past you.
Dude, come to the party there is to be many schvenia there.
often said as

SCHVEEEEEEENIAAAAA
by schvenia hunter September 6, 2006
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