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Schneeman 

Most commonly a whore found in the slums of Westmonster stroking herself with loofah and a pound of mayonaise.
Peepaw: I was walking by ANW the other day and saw Schneeman stroking Andys dick.

Mimnaw: Shcneeeeeeee MAN! cool dick!
Schneeman by PEEPEESHESHE March 6, 2009
Words you can keep

Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Schlieman Flush by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush 

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlieman Crush by H&S October 9, 2008

Schneebaum  

Pronounced Shnee·bomb

V.

1) To engage in anal copulation with a member of the same-sex by force Related Words: rape,sodomize

2) To defeat someone absolutely in any activity
Related Words: Own,Pwn

1) Dude, at the party last night, I hella slipped Daniel a ruffee and schneebaumed him 'till dawn.

2) Dude, get online so I can schneebaum you in Counter-Strike
Schneebaum by Mr.Waffles March 5, 2008

Dirty Schwerman 

A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.
I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!
Dirty Schwerman by Your students September 8, 2006

Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.
Schemantic: TBA
Schemantic by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009

Schnitman 

A schnitman is a man who eats lots of schnitzel and drives a schnitzel truck.Schnitmen wear there pants up to there nipple to,the schnitzel melody is ‘SCHNITZEL SCHNITZEL COME GET YOUR SCHNITZEL’.If you are lucky enough to find a schnitmen in his schnitzel truck he will give you schnitzel.
OMG it’s a schnitman daddy look!Please may I go get a schnitzel daddy?
Schnitman by dat boi William May 12, 2018
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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