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Schnitman 

A schnitman is a man who eats lots of schnitzel and drives a schnitzel truck.Schnitmen wear there pants up to there nipple to,the schnitzel melody is ‘SCHNITZEL SCHNITZEL COME GET YOUR SCHNITZEL’.If you are lucky enough to find a schnitmen in his schnitzel truck he will give you schnitzel.
OMG it’s a schnitman daddy look!Please may I go get a schnitzel daddy?
Schnitman by dat boi William May 12, 2018
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schnitzengruben 

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!
schnitzengruben by Lizard March 10, 2004

Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.
The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

schnitzengezungenhuyden 

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection
John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Schlieman Flush by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush 

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlieman Crush by H&S October 9, 2008

shitmano 

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).
Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).
shitmano by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005