Schemania

A beautiful young woman with no ass.

Schemania, your ass is flat as an ironing board.

by Yojflo October 24, 2011

schmanna

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

by the comand'r June 29, 2022

Shemaiah

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

schmanvas

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude

did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.

by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006

shemaiah

sometimes known as shem, shemaiahs are too sassy and fabulous for you. their hair distingiushes their look to make them amazing people. they are funny and friendly but will eat all your food and not share theirs. they give the greatest cuddles and will be someone you cherish forever. if you have a
shemaiah in your life. your life is good.

shemaiahfabuloussassyamazinggorgeous

by unicornsloveshem June 27, 2013

Shemariah

Protected by god

Shemariah Is always safe .

by Shemariah May 15, 2018

schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

by O.Curley March 29, 2009