Schemander

To meander while shuffling your feet aimlessly--most likely under the influence of poppers (Not endemic to the gay community--just mostly them)

I got stuck behind a group of guys schemandering through the mall after lunch; just dragging their feet like zombies with nowhere to be because picking them up was apparently too much work.

Schemander by FancyFeet February 19, 2026

Newt Scamander 

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

Newt Scamander by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

schlander by ALiv December 18, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

schlander by ALiv December 18, 2014

schmender 

Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!

schmender by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008

Schmarder 

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

Schmarder by N/A April 21, 2005