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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
"Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight"-Ludacris
scurred by Bella December 5, 2003
n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge
1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??
Schmurr by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018
A slang term that originates from the crunk genre of southern style hip-hop meaning "scared".
I ain't neva scurred, aight?
I am not ever scared, alright?
Scurred by mobus1603 March 12, 2012
a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.
oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!

schmucked  

to get hit by something or someone
he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree
schmucked by josh kisul September 29, 2008