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When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.

The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable

i wiped my hand across this picture i just drew and it schmurred!

Schmurred by Mrs_Lawliet November 16, 2009

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Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

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Schmurred • scurred • schmucked • schmurr • Schauered • SchmarrettSchmoorhees • Schmerfed • Schmorked • schmudied • Schmuged

scurred

Different way to say "scared"

"Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight"-Ludacris

scurred by Bella December 5, 2003

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Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

Schmurr by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

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Scurred

A slang term that originates from the crunk genre of southern style hip-hop meaning "scared".

I ain't neva scurred, aight?
I am not ever scared, alright?

Scurred by mobus1603 March 12, 2012

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schmurr

a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.

oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!

schmurr by charlooooooooooooo May 28, 2011

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schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

schmucked by josh kisul September 29, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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