schmorgledorf 

When somebody places a double a battery in their asshole, a double a battery in a woman's vagina, And then proceed to connect both batteries via jumper cables.

Yo bra, me and Dinkle Jr Schmorgledorfed at prom last night.

schmorgledorf by P00PSHANK January 7, 2025

Schmingledorf 

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

Schmingledorf by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

smorgledorf

An ass goblin that can be a charcter from Lord of the Rings

That was so smorgledorf of you, you little ass goblin

smorgledorf by Shmo April 18, 2003

schmeagledorf 

A copy and paste error, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.

Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.

schmeagledorf by trrrite May 16, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004