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Schmunz is a very special nickname to a very special person.
The 'Schmunz' describes someone who has an immense sense of humor, the strength to be ambitious and tenacious, but most important of all: a heart of gold.
He also happens to be the point of social interaction for anyone who feels invited.
In addition: Twin Schmunzes come with doubled Schmunzpower!
- Hey lets hang out at Schmunzes today!
- Yeah, sure thing, Schmunz always makes me laugh!
Schmunz by Melody57 February 18, 2013
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An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!
Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011
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schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.
Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy
schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schmunsday 

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!
Schmunsday by namn November 23, 2015

schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007

Schmungus 

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken
He stole my schmungus
Schmungus by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023
Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005